A Few Beer Related Quotes
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I
look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their
hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and
their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I
drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about
I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning,
that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with the
fools he must come in contact with every day.
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?
When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall
asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's
all get drunk and go to heaven!
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is
beer. Oh, I grant you the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does
not go nearly as well with pizza.
Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 1862!
To some its a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group.
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