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Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
 Jack Handy

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. 
Frank Sinatra 

An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with the fools he must come in contact with every day. 
Ernest Hemingway 

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
W.C. Fields 

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. 
Henny Youngman

 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? 
Stephen Wright 

When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven! 
Brian O'Rourke 

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. 
Benjamin Franklin

 Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza. 
Dave Barry 

Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 1862! 
Anonymous 

To some its a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. 
Anonymous

 

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